Comments on: Hooters to torment Israel this Summer http://old.justinshattuck.com/2007/03/22/hooters-to-torment-israel-this-summer/ musings of Justin Shattuck Tue, 02 Mar 2010 11:46:20 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.1 hourly 1 By: moshe rabeynu http://old.justinshattuck.com/2007/03/22/hooters-to-torment-israel-this-summer/comment-page-1/#comment-151143 moshe rabeynu Fri, 13 Feb 2009 00:35:17 +0000 http://www.justinshattuck.com/2007/03/22/hooters-to-torment-israel-this-summer/#comment-151143 THIS HOOTERS "NEWS" IS JUST A LOAD OF BOVINE DEFECATION. ISRAELIES ARE CHEAP AND NOT KNOWN AS HIGH ROLLING BIG TIPPERS. THE HORNY JEWS WILL JUST COME TO SIT AND OGLE AND LEAVE A MINIMAL GRATUITY. THE WAITRESSES WILL GET DISGUSTED IN A HURRY. MOST OF THE HOOTERS STAFF INITIALLY HAD TO BE IMPORTED FROM THE UNITED STATES TO GET THE BALL ROLLING. THEY WERE PROBABLY PAID A LARGE BONUS. WHO THE STEADY CLIENTELLE WILL BE OVER THE LONG RUN IS A MYSTERY. THE CHRISTIAN PILGRIMS, WHO MAKE UP A SUBSTANTIAL SEGMENT OF THE TOURIST POPULATION COME TO SEE THE BIRTHPLACE OF JESUS, NOT TO SEE TITTIES. AS STATED, THE NATIVE ISRAELI POPULATION ARE NOT GOING TO SHELL OUT THEIR HARD EARNED SHECKELS ON TIPS FOR TITTIES. THE RELIGIIOUS COMMUNITY OF ISRAEL CONSIDERS THE WHOLE UNDERTAKING A SHONDER. TOURISTS FROM AMERICA AND EUROPE ARE NOT GOING TO SPEND THE LARGE AMOUNTS OF MONEY REQUIRED FOR A VACATION IN ISRAEL TO SEE TITTIES. THE ONLY ARABS THAT WOULD DEIGN TO ENTER A HOOTERS WOULD BE SUICIDE BOMBERS. WHO THE HELL ARE THE CUSTOMERS GOING TO BE? THIS HOOTERS “NEWS” IS JUST A LOAD OF BOVINE DEFECATION. ISRAELIES ARE CHEAP AND NOT KNOWN AS HIGH ROLLING BIG TIPPERS. THE HORNY JEWS WILL JUST COME TO SIT AND OGLE AND LEAVE A MINIMAL GRATUITY. THE WAITRESSES WILL GET DISGUSTED IN A HURRY. MOST OF THE HOOTERS STAFF INITIALLY HAD TO BE IMPORTED FROM THE UNITED STATES TO GET THE BALL ROLLING. THEY WERE PROBABLY PAID A LARGE BONUS. WHO THE STEADY CLIENTELLE WILL BE OVER THE LONG RUN IS A MYSTERY. THE CHRISTIAN PILGRIMS, WHO MAKE UP A SUBSTANTIAL SEGMENT OF THE TOURIST POPULATION COME TO SEE THE BIRTHPLACE OF JESUS, NOT TO SEE TITTIES. AS STATED, THE NATIVE ISRAELI POPULATION ARE NOT GOING TO SHELL OUT THEIR HARD EARNED SHECKELS ON TIPS FOR TITTIES. THE RELIGIIOUS COMMUNITY OF ISRAEL CONSIDERS THE WHOLE UNDERTAKING A SHONDER. TOURISTS FROM AMERICA AND EUROPE ARE NOT GOING TO SPEND THE LARGE AMOUNTS OF MONEY REQUIRED FOR A VACATION IN ISRAEL TO SEE TITTIES. THE ONLY ARABS THAT WOULD DEIGN TO ENTER A HOOTERS WOULD BE SUICIDE BOMBERS. WHO THE HELL ARE THE CUSTOMERS GOING TO BE?

]]> By: Adam http://old.justinshattuck.com/2007/03/22/hooters-to-torment-israel-this-summer/comment-page-1/#comment-8171 Adam Fri, 23 Mar 2007 02:36:01 +0000 http://www.justinshattuck.com/2007/03/22/hooters-to-torment-israel-this-summer/#comment-8171 Justin Your long forgotten pal Adam here. Hooters is an enterprise born out of the capitalist world in which you and I thrive. They will have done their homework, and after much political and business consideration, have decided that Israel's 'shequel' is worth taking. It reminds me of a recent post of yours regarding the 'network party' invite, and how you despised it because of the peer pressure, and how it promoted sales that were made out of feelings of guilt. Capitalism, pure and simple, and no different as to how it is that you and I want to drive the newest BMW, or drink in the newest bar in town. It isn't about the food. I'd like to think that it isn't about the hooters, it is probably more about the success that all parties will have by being involved in something that they can classify as 'new'. Capitalism (which I am not opposed to) thrives on peoples perception of value, rather than the truth, and Hooters in Israel ain't the necessarily the truth. Peace. Good to talk, and are you going to An Event Apart Seattle? The wife and I are going and it would be good to shoot some s**t? Adam Justin

Your long forgotten pal Adam here.

Hooters is an enterprise born out of the capitalist world in which you and I thrive. They will have done their homework, and after much political and business consideration, have decided that Israel’s ’shequel’ is worth taking.
It reminds me of a recent post of yours regarding the ‘network party’ invite, and how you despised it because of the peer pressure, and how it promoted sales that were made out of feelings of guilt. Capitalism, pure and simple, and no different as to how it is that you and I want to drive the newest BMW, or drink in the newest bar in town.

It isn’t about the food. I’d like to think that it isn’t about the hooters, it is probably more about the success that all parties will have by being involved in something that they can classify as ‘new’. Capitalism (which I am not opposed to) thrives on peoples perception of value, rather than the truth, and Hooters in Israel ain’t the necessarily the truth.

Peace. Good to talk, and are you going to An Event Apart Seattle? The wife and I are going and it would be good to shoot some s**t?

Adam

]]> By: brendan http://old.justinshattuck.com/2007/03/22/hooters-to-torment-israel-this-summer/comment-page-1/#comment-8152 brendan Thu, 22 Mar 2007 23:22:01 +0000 http://www.justinshattuck.com/2007/03/22/hooters-to-torment-israel-this-summer/#comment-8152 The US of A, bringing freedom, Taco Bell and Hooters to the Arab Nations. ;) What a legacy to tell your children?? "Well, as I rightly recall many years ago back in '07 - I was there when Hooters opened in Is ray al.. I was stationed in eye rake and had some ar and ar in Tel A Vive.. thems was crazy days boy.. crazy days.." Wrong, doesn't even begin to cover it. The US of A, bringing freedom, Taco Bell and Hooters to the Arab Nations. ;)

What a legacy to tell your children??

“Well, as I rightly recall many years ago back in ‘07 – I was there when Hooters opened in Is ray al.. I was stationed in eye rake and had some ar and ar in Tel A Vive.. thems was crazy days boy.. crazy days..”

Wrong, doesn’t even begin to cover it.

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